Comedian Felipe Esparza tells a hilarious story on the show "This Is Not Happening" about his experience as a vigilante, claiming that he is the real Batman. He begins by discussing his childhood fascination with the superhero and how he decided to take matters into his own hands. Esparza recounts his encounters with criminals while patrolling the streets of his neighborhood but eventually admits that his efforts were not as heroic as he had hoped. Despite his lack of actual crime-fighting skills, Esparza's humorous take on his alter ego provides plenty of laughs.